Title: Equal Opportunity
Warnings: Should one warn for xeno when it's the point of the fic? Glossed sexual situations. Also, crack.
Word count: 1800
Written for the springkink prompt: xeno-kink, five things Dean has screwed that weren’t human.
Summary: Dean does
( The entire supernatural world had apparently decided to promote his brother to the status of town bicycle while Sam wasn't looking. )