Word count: ~58,700 words (How did that, I don't even...)
Warnings: J2 in space, violence, sex, swearing
A/N: Written for spn_j2_bigbang's 2011 round. Complete notes can be found here.
Summary: 90% of the human race thinks the Solar System is an alien free zone. They're all wrong, but luckily there are people around who make sure that what they don't known can't hurt them. Jensen was one of these people until his job got axed, but he and his Earth boyfriend, Jared, are about to have the chance to change that. Question is, how will a relationship based primarily on clever banter and really hot sex fare when they're dealing with a conspiracy that threatens the safety of the entire world?
Notes and Acknowledgements
TIMESTAMP: On the Job Training Jared's idea of what constitutes 'vital knowledge' could use a little work. G
TIMESTAMP: Still Looking for the Second Star to the Right The idiot's guide to how not to see the universe. PG
TIMESTAMP: Negotiations Jensen has really got to stop letting Jared go out in public without supervision. G
EDIT August 2014: Updated version of the ePUB file (now with 1,000,000% fewer errors!) kindly provided by annoyingfan. So if you want a copy that isn't a disaster, here's your chance!