Also, I was all about Martin Freeman this year, apparently.
Title: Pirates! In an Adventure with Librarians
Fandom: Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! (2012)
Characters: Pirate Captain, Pirate with a Scarf
Word count: 4925
A/N: Written for lyricalnights for the 2012 round of Yuletide. This movie is ridiculous and I love it. I also love the Pirate with a Scarf, especially when he's dealing with the madness that is the Pirate Captain's general outlook on life.
Summary: "You there," the Pirate Captain said. "Librarian with a Scarf."