Title: The Deserving
Prompt: Evil!Main!Characters!AU - Allen/Lavi - "I think we should give them what they deserve, don't you?"
A/N: Perhaps not quite as evil as they could be, but (hopefully) much more in character as a result.
Summary: Of gods and men, and what said gods do to keep themselves amused on off days.
( Gods, Lavi hated private petitions. )